moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

(Source: moistwilly, via uninhabitedd)

miscaitlin:

are you a prostitute

because youre prosticute 

(Source: miscaitlin, via sniffing)

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via seanp0donnell)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via legalmexican)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via encourage)

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: importanteel, via greed)